it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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