"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just saw a hot homeless man
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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