Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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