false alarm. still invincible.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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