just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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