Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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