yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
