Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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