what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you inspire me to be a worse person
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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