We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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