New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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