So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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