Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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