Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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