East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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