Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I fill condoms, not promises.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
