quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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