worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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