i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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