There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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