He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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