I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
