They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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