He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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