found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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