What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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