marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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