I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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