I bet he comes in French.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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