Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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