New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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