Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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