The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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