was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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