I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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