i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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