when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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