Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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