More tranny stories later!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
