I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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