i permit you to call me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize