Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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