Kiss
Puke
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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