is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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