What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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