i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Shame - the story of my life.
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