I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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