wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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