Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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