Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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