Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I need water and some morals
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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